I LAY yo ma got compny, said Uncle Remus, as the little boy
entered the old mans door with a huge piece of mince-pie in his
hand, en ef she aint got compny, den she done gone en drap de
cubberd key somers whar you done run up wid it.
Well, I saw the pie lying there, Uncle Remus, and I just thought
Id fetch it out to you.
Tooby sho, honey, replied the old man, regarding the child with
admiration. Tooby sho, honey; dat changes marters. Chrismus
doins is outer date, en dey aint got no bizness layin roun loose.
Dish yer pie, Uncle Remus continued, holding it up and
measuring it with an experienced eye, will gimme strenk fer ter
persoo on atter Brer Fox en Brer Rabbit en de udder creeturs wat
dey roped in long wid um.
Here the old man paused, and proceeded to demolish the piea feat
accomplished in a very short time. Then he wiped the crumbs from
his beard and began:
Brer Fox feel so bad, en he git so mad bout Brer Rabbit, dat he
dunner wat ter do, en he look mighty down-hearted. Bimeby, one
day wiles he wuz gwine long de road, old Brer Wolf come up wid
im. Wen dey done howdyin en axin atter one nudders fambly
connexshun, Brer Wolf, he low, he did, dat der wuz sumpn wrong
wid Brer Fox, en Brer Fox, he lowd der wernt, en he went on en
laugh en make great terdo kaze Brer Wolf look like he spishun
sumpn. But Brer Wolf, he got mighty long head, en he sorter
broach bout Brer Rabbits kyarns on, kaze de way dat Brer Rabbit
ceive Brer Fox done got ter be de talk er de naberhood. Den Brer
Fox en Brer Wolf dey sorter palavered on, dey did, twel bimeby
Brer Wolf he upn say dat he done got plan fix fer ter trap Brer
Rabbit. Den Brer Fox say how. Den Brer Wolf upn tell im dat de
way fer ter git de drap on Brer Rabbit wuz ter git im in Brer Fox
house. Brer Fox dun know Brer Rabbit uv ole, en he know dat
sorter game done wo ter a frazzle, but Brer Wolf, he talk mighty
swadin.
How you gwine git im dar? sez Brer Fox, sezee.
Fool im dar, sez Brer Wolf, sezee.
Who gwine do de foolin? sez Brer Fox, sezee.
Ill do de foolin, sez Brer Wolf, sezee, ef youl do de gamin,
sezee.
How you gwine do it? sez Brer Fox, sezee.
You run long home, en git on de bed, en make like you dead, en
dont you say nothin twel Brer Rabbit come en put his hans onter
you, sez Brer Wolf, sezee, en ef we dont git im fer supper, Joes
dead en Sars a widder, sezee.
Dis look like mighty nice game, en Brer Fox greed. So den he
amble off home, en Brer Wolf, he march off ter Brer Rabbit house.
Wen he got dar, hit look like nobody at home, but Brer Wolf he
walk up en knock on de doblam! blam! Nobody come. Den he
lam aloose en knock ginblim! blim!
Who dar? sez Brer Rabbit, sezee.
Fren, sez Brer Wolf.
Too menny frens spiles de dinner, sez Brer Rabbit, sezee; wich
uns dis? sezee.
I fetch bad news, Brer Rabbit, sez Brer Wolf, sezee.
Bad news is soon tole, sez Brer Rabbit, sezee.
By dis time Brer Rabbit done come ter de do, wid his head tied
up in a red hankcher.
Brer Fox died dis mornin, sez Brer Wolf, sezee.
Whar yo monin gown, Brer Wolf? sez Brer Rabbit, sezee.
Gwine atter it now, sez Brer Wolf, sezee. I des call by fer ter
bring de news. I went down ter Brer Fox house little bit go, en dar
I foun im stiff, sezee.
Den Brer Wolf lope off. Brer Rabbit sot down en scratch his
head, he did, en bimeby he say ter hissef dat he bleeve he sorter
drap roun by Brer Fox house fer ter see how de lan lay. No sooner
saidn done. Up he jump, en out he went. Wen Brer Rabbit got
close ter Brer Fox house, all look lonesome. Den he went up
nigher. Nobody stirrin. Den he look in, en dar lay Brer Fox stretch
out on de bed des es big ez life. Den Brer Rabbit make like he
talkin to hissef.
Nobody roun fer ter look atter Brer Foxnot even Brer Tukkey
Buzzard aint come ter de funeri, sezee. I hope Brer Fox aint dead,
but I speck he is, sezee. Even down ter Brer Wolf done gone en
lef im. Hits de busy season wid me, but Ill set up wid im. He
seem like he dead, yit he maynt be, sez Brer Rabbit, sezee. Wen
a man go ter see dead fokes, dead fokes allers raises up der behime
leg en hollers, wahoo! sezee.
Brer Fox he stay still. Den Brer Rabbit he talk little louder:
Mighty funny. Brer Fox look like he dead, yit he dont do like he
dead. Dead fokes hists der behime leg en hollers wahoo! wen a
man come ter see urn, sez Brer Rabbit, sezee.
Sho nuff, Brer Fox lif up his foot en holler wahoo! en Brer
Rabbit he tear out de house like de dogs wuz atter im. Brer Wolf
mighty smart, but nex time you hear fum im, honey, hell be in
trouble. You des hole yo breffn wait.
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