HIT turn out one time, said Uncle Remus, grinding some crumbs
of tobacco between the palms of his hands, preparatory to enjoying
his usual smoke after supperhit turn out one time dat Brer Rabbit
make so free wid de mans collard-patch dat de man he tuckn sot a
trap fer ole Brer Rabbit.
Which man was that, Uncle Remus? asked the little boy.
Des a man, honey. Dats all. Dats all I knowsdes wunner dese
yer mans wat you see trollopin roun evey day. Nobody aint never
year wat his name is, en ef dey did dey kep de news mighty close
fum me. Ef dish yer man is bleedzd fer ter have a name, den Im
done, kaze youll hatter go fudder dan me. Ef you bleedzd ter
know mo dan wat I duz, den youll hatter hunt up some er deze
yer niggers wats sprung up sence I commence fer ter shed my
har.
Well, I just thought, Uncle Remus, said the little boy, in a tone
remarkable for self-depreciation, that the man had a name.
Tooby sho, replied the old man, with unction, puffing away at
his pipe. Cose. Dat wat make I say wat I duz. Dish yer man mout
a had a name, en den agin he moutnt. He mout er bin name
Slip-shot Sam, en he mouter bin name ole One-eye Riley, wich ef
twuz hit aint bin handed roun ter me. But dish yer man, he in de
tale, en wat we gwine do wid im? Dats de pint, kase wen I git ter
huntin roun mong my membunce atter dish yer Mister
Watyoumaycollums name, she aint dar. Now den, less des call im
Mr. Man en let im go at dat.
The silence of the little boy gave consent.
One time, said Uncle Remus, carefully taking up the thread of
the story where it had been dropped, hit turn out dat Brer Rabbit
bin makin so free wid Mr. Mans greens en truck dat Mr. Man, he
tuckn sot a trap for Brer Rabbit, en Brer Rabbit he so greedy dat
he tuckn walk right spang in it, fo he know hissef. Well, twant
long fo yer come Mr. Man, broozin roun, en he aint no sooner
see ole Brer Rabbit dan he smack his hans tergedder en holler out:
Youer nice feller, you is! Yer you bin gobblin up my green truck,
en now you tryin ter tote off my trap. Youer mighty nice chapdats
wat you is! But now dat I got you, Ill des bout settle wid you fer
de ole en de new.
En wid dat, Mr. Man, he go off, he did, down in de bushes atter
hanful er switches. Ole Brer Rabbit, he aint sayin nuthin, but he
feelin mighty lonesome, en he sot dar lookin like evey minnit wuz
gwineter be de nex. En wiles Mr. Man wuz off preparn his
bresh-broom, who should come pradin long but Brer Fox. Brer
Fox make a great miration, he did, bout de fix wat he fine Brer
Rabbit in, but Brer Rabbit he make like he fit ter kill hissef laffin,
en he upn tell Brer Fox, he did, dat Miss Meadowss fokes want
im ter go down ter der house in tennunce on a weddin, en he low
wich he couldnt, en dey low how he could, en den bimeby dey
taken tie im dar wiles dey go atter de preacher, so he be dar wen
dey come back. En mon dat, Brer Rabbit upn tell Brer Fox dat his
chilluns mighty low wid de fever, en he bleedzd ter go atter some
pills ferm, en he ax Brer Fox fer ter take his place en go down ter
Miss Meadowss en have nice time wid de gals. Brer Fox, he in fer
dem kinder pranks, en twant no time fo Brer Rabbit had ole Brer
Fox harness up dar in his place, en den he make like he got ter
make ase en git de pills fer dem sick chilluns. Brer Rabbit want
mon out er sight fo yer come Mr. Man wid a hanful er hickries,
but wen he see Brer Fox tied up dar, he look like he stonished.
Heyo! sez Mr. Man, sezee, you done change color, en you done
got bigger, en yo tail done grow out. Wat kiner watzyname is
you, ennyhow? sezee.
Brer Fox, he stay still, en Mr. Man, he talk on:
Hits mighty big luck, sezee, ef wen I ketch de chap wat nibble
my greens, likewise I ketch de feller wat gnyaw my goose, sezee,
en wid dat he let inter Brex Fox wid de hickries, en de way he play
rap-jacket wuz a caution ter de naberhood. Brer Fox, he juk en he
jump, en he squeal en he squall, but Mr. Man, he shower down on
im, he did, like fightin a red wasnes.
The little boy laughed, and Uncle Remus supplemented this
indorsement of his descriptive powers with a most infectious
chuckle.
Bimeby, continued the old man, de switches, dey got frazzle
out, en Mr. Man, he put out atter mo, en wen he done got farly
outer yearin, Brer Rabbit, he showd up, he did, kaze he des bin
hidin out in de bushes lisnin at de racket, en he low hit mighty
funny dat Miss Meadows aint come long, kaze he done bin down
ter de doctor house, en dats fudder dan de preacher, yit. Brer
Rabbit make like he hurrin on home, but Brer Fox, he open up, he
did, en he say:
I thank you fer ter tun me loose, Brer Rabbit, en Ill be blije,
sezee, Kaze you done tie me up so tight dat it make my head swim,
en I dont speck Id las fer ter git ter Miss Meadowss, sezee.
Brer Rabbit, he sot down sorter keerless like, en begin fer ter
scratch one year like a man studyin bout sumpn.
Dats so, Brer Fox, sezee, you duz look sorter stove up. Look like
sumpn bin onkoamin yo hars, sezee.
Brer Fox aint sayin nothin, but Brer Rabbit, he keep on talkin:
Dey aint no bad feelins twix us, is dey, Brer Fox? Kaze ef dey is,
I aint got no time fer ter be tarryin roun yer.
Brer Fox say wich he dont have no onfrennelness, en wid dat
Brer Rabbit cut Brer Fox loose des in time fer ter hear Mr. Man
wisserlin up his dogs, en one went one way en de udder went
nudder.
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